The worst phonetic alphabet

When you spell something in the army or as a pilot, it's common to use words like: yankee, zulu and foxtrot. Some people make up their own, like december, empire, november, november, insidious, summer.

Very few people use these:

• Asterisk
  
• Back-slash
  
• Colon
  
• Dot
  
• Eight
  
• Four
  
• Gene
  
• Hyphen
  
• Illicit
  
• Jean
  
• Knows
  
• Louder
  
• Minus
  
• Nine
  
• One
  
• Period
  
• Qu’orn
  
• Repeat
  
• Seven
  
• Three
  
• Underscore
  
• Vowels
  
• Won
  
• X-mas
  
• Yiddish
  
• Zero

(Bonus points: I dare you to come up with a more worse one.)